MM Lee Say Poritical Filems Can Liao!

Eh? That means wat? Wah gahment change heart liao siboh? hehe you know why lah, Pappies do Taiji Zhang Shan Feng now. Horrr-oooittttt. In last few mths, they sense from their James Bonds in the Sammyboy, in kopitiam, in office, in toilets, in long queues at POSB counters at lunch time and dunno where else that ppl actually think banning Sg Rebel is sibeh toot idea. Make the filem more famous niah. So now ah, the poriticians, represented by Lau Lee, the one who can and will knuckle-duster any fucker who fuck with him, make it seem like it is civil servants’ fault! Awwwwww… chum liao. Someone bonus potong man.

Pappies choot pattern. MM Lee wash hand, shrug shoulders, buat bodoh and say “aiyah wat to do, the kiasi no initiative civil servant liddat and nobody consult me, but remember hor I no longer pull the strings in gahment you know, so they on the ball for wrong reasons lor”.

We would think ppl like SDP sure punch fist into the air 1965-merdeka style, shout ho say liao and ‘Where is our poritical filem’ and chase SM Goh around a busy hawker centre in a neighbourhood near you. Deja Vu siah. But like wows from Singapore Ink say, all is quiet on the SDP front. Those fellas shack liao, after half-fuck anti-death penalty SOC, boh stamina go distance.

hehe limpeh main-main play-play Nostradamus a bit hor. SPOILER ALERT! SDP and Martyr See will make another poritical filem soon…this time the filem inside got say “defamatory” things like LKY is a poritical Ah Beng Ah Seng pian lui got extra egg when order char kway teow and buy condo got discount some more. When the filem-maker(s) zai zai conpirm kena sue by Pappies, Martyr See will accuse “Nabeh! Pappies say Sg can have poritical filem but when my Chee Guevara – Sg Rebel Part 2 come out, Pappies now wan to sue me until I pok. KNN”.

Aiyoyo then got another waste time round between SDP and Pappies. Hong gan lah SDP, we watch that Korean sob movie genre liao lah! Boring leh. Kotek lah Pappies, we watch that scary movie genre liao lah. Unless WP or SDA or someone else come out with their poritical movie and they careful not to use any inaccurate info or defamatory words…

4 Responses to “MM Lee Say Poritical Filems Can Liao!”

  1. Zeus Says:

    PAP might come out with the first MDA endorsed political film instead. I think parties should come up with political comics instead. Cheaper and easier to go around instead of films.

  2. Bo Zheng Hu Says:

    I have this nagging suspicion that some less enlightened MIW troopers would try to put such political comics under the Undesirable Publications Act.

  3. lulu Says:

    yalor…firm polsical pilm about our founding father mah..for the next generation to remember lor..better throw in a monument also..

  4. Zeus Says:

    A 5-storey monument that shoots laser beams from the eye.

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